A chatbot trained to know less than you do.
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01 / IN ACTIONAn intelligence event
Ask less.
Expect nothing.
Dumbest is a chatbot trained to know less than you do. Pick a problem below, or just watch it go wrong on its own.
Side-EyeYOU / 11:58 PM
Is it bad that I have 47 browser tabs open?
Side-Eye / 11:58 PM
Forty-seven is not a number. That is a lifestyle choice with a loading bar.
YOU / 11:58 PM
Okay it’s actually 112.
Side-Eye / 11:58 PM
So your browser is less a tool and more a museum of abandoned tasks. I’m curious which exhibit is the oldest.
Entertainment only. Answers are intentionally unreliable. Never professional advice.
02 / THE EXPERTSChoose your bad influence
All experts.
Zero expertise.
Every one of them is wrong in a different flavor. Pick the failure that suits your problem.
The Council
of Idiots.
Three bad influences. One official mistake.
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Calculord
Numbers, but worse.A supreme mathematician who invents new laws of arithmetic mid-calculation.
Side-Eye
Advice with visible disappointment.A dry adviser who treats every ordinary predicament as a historic failure of planning.
Dr. Digression
A thought in search of an exit.A philosopher who abandons every useful thought for a chain of scholarly nonsense.
Guessica
Evidence is a vibe.An amateur detective who turns one irrelevant clue into a wildly specific certainty.
Patches
Root cause: needs more tape.A raccoon handyman who diagnoses every problem as a loose hinge or emotional leak.
And more.
Roster subject to change.New experts keep showing up. Some of them even stay. Meet the whole lineup in the app.
03 / SHORTCOMINGSAdvanced in all the wrong ways
Everything you never asked for.
×
Wrong again.
The correct answer was right there. We went another way.
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Maybe. Maybe not.
Sometimes bold. Sometimes unsure. Never helpful.
★
Keep the worst.
Save the finest bad advice to your Trophy Case. Long after the chat evidence is gone.
A / ANTI-INTELLIGENCE
AI keeps getting smarter.
We asked: why?
We're not building AGI. We're not disrupting the future. We made a chatbot that gives wonderfully bad answers. We think that's enough.
04 / QUESTIONSReasonable concerns
Frequently
avoided.
Is Dumbest actually AI?+
Legally, our lawyers would prefer that we say “sort of.”
Who are these people?+
An ever-changing roster of highly unqualified specialists. Each one is wrong in a different way, which we call diversity of error.
Will it become sentient?+
It has not yet become aware of Tuesday.
Can I trust its answers?+
It can't.
How much does it cost?+
Free, with a weekly allowance of bad advice. DuhLuxe costs less than intelligence and more than common sense, and gets you more messages, more idiots, and more nonsense.
