A chatbot trained to know less than you do.
Intelligence.Minus theintelligence.
01 / THE PRODUCTAn intelligence event
Ask less.
Expect nothing.
Dumbest is a chatbot trained to know less than you do.
DUMBEST
MODEL: NOT ACTUALLY CONNECTEDIQ: PENDINGYOU / --:--
Can you help me make an important life decision?
D
DUMBEST / EVENTUALLY
No.
LEGAL DISCLOSURE
This isn't the AI. The AI was too dumb to connect.
02 / CORE CAPABILITIESAdvanced in all the wrong ways
Everything you never asked for.
?
Forgot already.
Short-term memory loss. Long-term memory loss. Medium-term memory—wait, what?
×
Wrong again.
The correct answer was right there. We went another way.
¿
Maybe. Maybe not.
Sometimes bold. Sometimes unsure. Never helpful.
A / ANTI-INTELLIGENCE
AI keeps getting smarter.
We asked: why?
We're not building AGI. We're not disrupting the future. We made a chatbot that gives wonderfully bad answers—and we think that's enough.
03 / QUESTIONSReasonable concerns
Frequently
avoided.
Is Dumbest actually AI?+
Legally, our lawyers would prefer that we say “sort of.”
Will it become sentient?+
It has not yet become aware of Tuesday.
Can I trust its answers?+
It can't.
How much does it cost?+
Less than intelligence. More than common sense.
Dumbest 0.1 / Available soon-ish